Kim Jong-Un Photo of the Week 4/15

after the "hugely successful' missile launch, the Dear Successor made his first glorious speech.

In it he praised his father, grandfather and the Korean people while damning US imperialism, Japanese imperialism and north Korean barbers.

The "glorious celebration" of the rocket, combined with the end of US food aid, meant that his double greasy Denny's breakfast had not arrived after the conclusion of his "celebrations". As a result, the sunlight caused him frequent problems and applause were ordered to be kept to a minimum.